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The Famous & Sexy Ones 

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
-- Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
-- Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
-- Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
-- Rodney Dangerfield

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'"
-- Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
-- Rod Stewart